"To my love's bed, to keep her warm, I'll carry wrapped and heated stones. That which is comfort to the flesh is sometimes torture to the bones." - Alden Nowlan

 

elizakaze:


Anonymous requested Aziraphale trying to comfort Crowley’s houseplants after Crowley has been mean to them. Featuring Reginald the gerbera who is an actual bitch plant and should be threatened regularly.

elizakaze:

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

(Source: camf825)

Be kind to your body
it has won so many wars.

what we will tell our daughters, Ijeoma Umebinyuo (via theijeoma)

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD

thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD

(Source: 4gifs)

eyesonthestar:

For AU Day of PoC Night Vale Week

Here’s StrexCorp’s Venom Siren Project and their surviving and promising test subjects, 0037 (codename: Cecil) and 0038 (codename: Kevin). Carlos is one of the newest and brightest minds working on said project.

The lab is in code red as Kevin escapes his containment tube and is currently roaming the facility.

Cecil and Kevin R Free (GET IT? GET IT?)

Warning: eye horror, eye strain (bright colors), flashing gif
I’d rather you not reblog my art than remove the warning, thank you.