"To my love's bed, to keep her warm, I'll carry wrapped and heated stones. That which is comfort to the flesh is sometimes torture to the bones." - Alden Nowlan
What really REALLY pisses me off though is the fact that, on ever fricken test I take, I alway get Hufflepuff but then I relate to Slytherin just as much as I do Hufflepuff. Like yo, I’ll die for you and I’ll kill somebody for you. I’ll help you find your wallet and steal it too. I’ll open a door for you and then close it for the chick behind me. I’ll go stab somebody in the back and then buy them flowers after I drive them to the hospital.
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first